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"But what if youre like, naturally ugly?" -Anon
ReplyDeletePerson One: Where are we?
ReplyDeletePerson Two: Somewhere Dark.
"How did you find 10 eyes from one cow?"
ReplyDeleteAlan Tran: "Miss Ho are you buddhist?"
ReplyDeleteclearly shes muslim LOL!
You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves, they wanna tell you that you can't do it. You want something? Go get it. Period.
ReplyDeleteJacky Chung: "Did you know asians are asians?"
ReplyDelete"Would you chop your dick off or live?"
There were serious questions.
Yosep: "IM SOOOO SORRY!!" *holding pokeball in his hand* enough said.
ReplyDeleteTime is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived. HAHAHAH I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS
ReplyDeleteElaine: "What are you guys laughing at?!?! ELaine's not understooding" =/
ReplyDelete"DID THE STINGRAY EAT HIM!"
ReplyDeleteJacky Chung (great emphasis): 'Did you know? When it hails, my grass turns green'
ReplyDeleteJosh: "Have you seen my dog?" shows picture of chris LOLOL!
ReplyDeleteT-V-T: "Don't worry if you drop your food, you just have to pick it up and spin it around" =]
ReplyDeletePerson 2: "ehh...."
T-V-T: "The bacteria will get dizzy and wont affect you" =]
Thanh Tong : "Banh Xeo was named because of the noises it makes when you cook it."
ReplyDeletehe was proven to be correct XEOOOOOOOOOO
mind fuck
Elaine: "I saw the car coming but then i forgot" - almost got hit by car
ReplyDeleteAlan Tran: *dead serious face* "Did you know that Ichigo (bleach) is the real nine tails(naruto)?!
ReplyDeleteKevin: "OMG!! Jacky you got a bleeding nose?... Here I have a band-aid" LMAO!!!
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ReplyDelete*My Linh drops $2*
ReplyDeleteNam Vu: MONEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for $2*
My Linh: NO THAT'S MINE! *pushes nam away and picks up her money*
Kristal Nguyen: "I'm a Japanese Girl!" -she was full smashed
ReplyDeletePeter Huynh -serious face talking at a rapid speed-: "Hey look, look over here it's a mosquito bite you see this mosquito bite it's a mosquito bite look, look it's a mosquito bite, very round and red mosquito bite, mosquito bite mosquito bite"
ReplyDeletekristal: what the hell are they?
ReplyDeleteelaine: They're a kind of nut
maria: no kristal, they're fried mushrooms
kristal: really? *sniffs it*
Rosalyn Hoang: at a family dinner "Why do africans run when they hear a chain saw? Because the engine goes RUN NIGANIGANIGANIGA!"
ReplyDeleteMr.S: You guys DON'T HAVE TO get us any presents.
ReplyDeleteClass of X: .. YAYY WOOHOO YEAHHH!!!!
Kevin: hey Steve your my shark loan!
ReplyDeleteJacky Chung: Its Loan Shark you idiot
Darren: Hey Jacky, what did you get for your test?
ReplyDeleteJacky: What'd you get?
Darren: 90%
Jacky (trying not to laugh): Same here man
Darren: Nice
Moments later....
Darren (happy boy): Hey Jacky I got 92% now, scabbed a mark
Jacky (poker face): Oh damn you Darren...far...
Mr Sommer: Ok, first place Jacky
Darren with the death stare LOL!!!
Kristal Nguyen: Smashed and said "Yosep! I love you no matter what hair colour you have!" The time when Yosep was blonde
ReplyDeleteRobert Tram - "OMG I RIPPED MY PANTS!"
ReplyDelete" CUZ I DUNNNO BROOO "
ReplyDeleteAndrew Tran: "OMG i found this guy selling this fish for $300 bucks bro!! WHAT A RIP OFF BUT I STILL WANT IT!"
ReplyDeleteDavey - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xP"
ReplyDeleteKevin Ly to Jacky Tu with a bleeding nose - "Do you need a band aid Jacky?"
ReplyDeleteMatthew Tjong: Imagine spiders had wings
ReplyDeleteDavies Duong: hey ro im getting married tml. fck trials.
ReplyDeleteKristal Nguyen: "Davies say something stupid cmon! I'll pay you!"
ReplyDeleteMrs Rogers: This is a practice test, please put your number instead of your name.
ReplyDeleteMoments later...
Elaine: Shit i wrote my name. (her number was no. 1)
Mrs Rogers: *heads down* expected
Chris: "I got 32% for applied trials exams"
ReplyDeleteJoshua: "Fail..! Hehe.. i got 48%"
Chris: "What the hell! you failed too!"
Joshua: "I know i failed, but atlease i didn't EPIC fail like you"
Kristal: omg its a sniper fish!
ReplyDeleteMaria: WTF DO YOU MEAN SNAPPER FISH??
Kevin Ly - "I'm gonna go toilet to watch naruto"
ReplyDeleteKristal: what's that thing called? where you cut their stomach open to get the baby out? Caeser Salad??
ReplyDeleteDavies Duong: "i want an electric blanket :( my dad warms my bed up for me"
ReplyDeleteKevin to: (calls home phone) Where are you man!?
ReplyDeleteSandra standing in front of my linh's car*
ReplyDeleteSandra: OMG DID MY LINH LEAVE SCHOOL ALREADY? WHERE DID THAT BITCH GO?!
[Class of X] -krrristal says:
ReplyDelete*god can people stop doing me already!
During Economics Lecture at USYD
ReplyDeleteKevin - goes to toilet during a lecture
30 minutes later comes back in
Person One: Wow Kevin how come you took so long for toilet, did you chuck a dump?
Kevin: Yea, and then i was watching naruto on my iphone as well.
Tasman: "I wish we could do hadouken.."
ReplyDeleteAllan Chiem - "OH MY GOD I CUT MYSELF WITH A COOKIE!"
ReplyDelete*serious moment/talk*
ReplyDeleteVy : At this point of point .
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Andy Choy to Daren "I love you :)"
ReplyDeleteHey, Hey, Hey, What happened?, Hey what happened? WHAT HAPPENED? Hey!! what happened? Anyone Gona tell me what happened?........*silence*
ReplyDeleteAaron: What's the thing Ms Ho wears?
ReplyDeleteAnne: A hijab?
Kristal: A Headjob
Aaron & Anne: AHAHHAHA WTF
*At Suzanne's house*
ReplyDeleteElizabeth : So how do you get ice from your fridge, what do you press ?
Suzanne : You have to talk to it !
Elizabeth : Umm okay .. ice please ?
AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAH !
Peter Sov: "Buy my snakes!"
ReplyDeleteNoel: "Nah.. i want hot food"
Peter Sov: "Snakes are hot, just warm them up in the microwave"
Noel: But i want fast, hot food"
Peter Sov: "Right here!!"
Noel: "I want tender hot meaty food"
Peter Sov: "My snake lollies are meat!"
Lyne's pedo moment :
ReplyDelete*Lyne watches a little year 7 boy walk by*
Lyne : OMG HE'S SO CUTE ! *smacks Elizabeth*
Kristal: "Oh shut up, ill smart ass you out!!"
ReplyDeleteOthers: "ehh... isn't it outsmart you??"
Yosep Lay: "LOOK i got power windows!" *winds window up and down"
ReplyDeleteKristal: Tell me when I care
ReplyDeleteDavies: you do care, why else would u call me
Johnny - "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I LOST MY MIRROR!"
ReplyDeleteNathan Sitou : Wunhundredpershenshoreeee !
ReplyDeleteJenny Quach: is Shakespeare still alive?
ReplyDeleteMr Palmer - "REMEMBER TO GO HOME AND LISTEN TO RADIO NATIONAL!"
ReplyDeleteThey say that once you go black you'll never go back.....
ReplyDeleteThey obviously never had Thanh Tong before!
Alan Tran walks out of car and steps into a puddle of water. New rabens. Walks back into the car and steps on the exact same one and bumps his head onto the car.
ReplyDeleteJoanne: Wanna hear a freaking hilarious joke?
ReplyDeleteMarly: Okay
Joanne: What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
Marly: What?
Joanne: Robin, get into the car HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, OMG, freaking hilarious yeah?
Marly: I dont get it... is it because Robin wouldn't know what to do if Batman didn't tell him to get into the car?
SAC class: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, never mind marly LOLOLOLOL!
"david, your so fucking black i cant take it!" ROFLMAO
ReplyDeleteMirarchi: These people were separated from their families by a massive fence
ReplyDeleteJenny Q: Can't they just climb the fence?
Mirarchi: No.. there are security measures taken to prevent that.
Jenny Q: Just dig a tunnel and go underneath!
Mirarchi: THOUSANDS OF MILES? How would they find their way?!?!?
Jenny Q: Just follow your heart!!
Annie Wang : Woah chicken feet !
ReplyDeleteElizabeth : Yes Wang, they do indeed come from chickens .
Annie Wang : Why are the chicken feet so fat then, do they stuff them with chickens or something ?
LMAO AHAHAHHAHAHAH IDIOT ! :D
Yosep: "When i go work in the morning i see your mum doin pilates"
ReplyDeleteAlan Tran: "Not true"
Yosep: "I teach her pilates sometimes"
Alan Tran: "Not true"
Yosep: "Oh look she just came over for more lessons"
Alan Tran: "NOT TRUE"
Vincent tran: (looking at the blury projector screen).... FUCK!.... did my eyes get worst? AHAHHAHAAHAH! LOLS!
ReplyDeleteKristal: Too many conversations! - shit brain capacity
ReplyDeleteVincent Tran in primary school - "MRS BROWN THERES A COCK UNDER THE TABLE!" (he meant cork)
ReplyDeletemr nguyen "this years trials are going to be so hard. so hard.. like the mother of all steamboats."
ReplyDeleteclass "......?"
Jennifer: I hospitalized a year 12 student on the first day of high school because he was hitting on me.
ReplyDeleteIn the library....
ReplyDeleteJacky: Hey David, do you want to know some abo jokes?
David: Not really...
Jacky: I'll say them anyway
1. How long does it take for an abo to chuck a shit? Nine months
2. Why does an abo hold a piece of crap around? For ID
3. If a lebo and an abo was having a drag race and they both fell off the cliff, who would win?
Society
David: Fuck you
Jacky: These jokes aren't directed to you, why are you swearing at me
Jennifer: What's September 11, i've never heard of it."
ReplyDeleteDuc to Matthew Tjong - "How far is it to Taronga Zoo?"
ReplyDeleteMatthew Tjong : Hey hey hey ! Did you know that Wifred Owen was gay ?
ReplyDeleteAHHAHAHHA ! :D
My Linh: Sir, can people have sex with animals?
ReplyDeleteMr Browne: NO. That's sick! People who do that should be SHOT!
My Linh: Oh okay.. ._.
Ms Rogers: There are many satellites on space...
ReplyDeleteBill: Is it? I thought there's only one.
All the guys in hieu's car on the way to baos place....
ReplyDeleteHieu: Im gonna chuck a drift and handbrake..
we get around the corner!
EVERYONE: WOOOOHHHHHH!!!! FUCK COPS
ahahhaahahh LOLS
annie huynh: too fat too black cbf shavng legs
ReplyDeleteJimmy.L:Hey Suzanne!! Do you sit on yellow pages to drive your car?
ReplyDeleteSuzanne: Yeh i do!!!
Maria to Davey: you destroyed my CRUSHHH!! (meant to me trust) LOL
ReplyDeleteMarly: "i hate chocolate" - stop making funny jokes Marly
ReplyDeleteMr Wilkins - "No, I'm serious"
ReplyDeleteClass - "....."
Elaine: how many slices are there for the volume of the solid.
ReplyDeleteTeacher: How many slices? What do you think this is.... a pizza?
Zoglou's ancient class: Whoa Johnny, what happened?
ReplyDeleteJohnny: Mahony thought i wrote the bomb threat because i went to the toilet to check out my hair and someone saw me walk out and snitched..
Entire class: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Daren Thanh during year 11 camp - "Alright boys... I have a scary story to tell you guys..... fuck im scared" LOOOOOOL
ReplyDelete*class is deadly silent*
ReplyDeleteSubsitute teacher: AND I VAS NEARLY BURNT BY ZE GIANT FIREBALLL!!!!!!!
Linda Lu: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Substitute teacher: VAI ARE YU LAFFINK AT ME!?
Linda Lu: HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Marly: "I'm a vegetarian guys, but i eat fish"
ReplyDeleteJacky Chung - "You know if you shake your sushi your sushi tastes different?"
ReplyDeletePerson 1 - "....o...kay....."
Jimmy.L: D-Duh-Dhur-Dhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhur.....
ReplyDeleteperson 1 : oh it was cow's eyeballs that we dissected to day
ReplyDeleteperson 2: woah how did you guys get so many cows to dissect with?
Nathan: WTF!? is that bublers in the middle of now where?
ReplyDeleteJimmy L: SHIT! WTF! AHAHAHAAHAHH it is! thats just fucking random
On msn :)
ReplyDeleteDavies: fasta elaine
FASTA FASTA!
Elaine: LMAOOOO
IM TRYING :'(
IT WONT GO IN
SIGHSS
Mr. Mackenzie: Well done Vy, top of the class!
ReplyDeleteJimmy L: Have you see Stephen Tran's EPIC headphone SOOOO COOOOL.... along with the FIREY BAG. His too cool for me
ReplyDeleteAllan: "you have to close it with an allenkey."
ReplyDeleteBrandon: "You're crazy! why's it called an allankey... I'm gonna call this a Brandon chair"
CHEM CLASS ROFLS!!!
alicks duong - "e-body!" (everybody) LOL
ReplyDeleteAllan: Its easy, just use the balls to represent it.
ReplyDeleteBrandon: DO YOU THINK I HAVE BALLS? (emphasis)
Chemistry Class: *ROFL*
alan tran - "knowledge." lol..
ReplyDelete*Bill attempts to choke Angie*
ReplyDeleteAngie: DON'T TOUCH MY BOOBS
Mr. Nguyen's maths class: WOAH!!!
Annie: I can predict the weather, I know when its going to rain or not
ReplyDeleteJacky: Annie, tonight is going to be very sunny
Annie agrees....a few minutes later she gets it LOL!
Nathan: Hey alan is your sister coming to the party? does she drink? I want to get her drunk LOLS
ReplyDeleteAlan: No, FUCK YOU!
Thu- *bashes fists together*, im going to eat you
ReplyDeletePeter M: i was sleeping and my mum woke me up and told me that a lady fell off her bike and is crying outside
ReplyDeleteX: ok ...
Peter M: i went out side and it was Ms Scribner
Peter M: i didn't know what to do, i didn't want to touch her
Alan tran: have you seen the dangerous cow? oh wait, that's a moon
ReplyDeletealan tran - bohhhh ...
ReplyDeleteLisa: Ms Ho...Ms Ho...Ms Ho!
ReplyDeleteMs. Ho: What?
Lisa: Nothing...
Mr Nguyen: Hey anus, its okay anus lalalala *goes on about math
ReplyDelete3U math class: wtf? O.O
Angie: Umm, my name's Angie..
Alan T: OMG! i waste so much petrol now.
ReplyDeleteNathan: Its cause you VTEC everywhere, calm down on that shit!
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ReplyDeleteMs Lee: okay there are some dim shim (dim sim)...
ReplyDeleteClass: *Laughs*
Ms Lee: whats so funny? you know dim shim, dim shim (goes on to describe it)
LOLS eco memories
X: so cute alan!
ReplyDeleteAlan Tran: *dead serious face* fuck you! Im not cute! Im dangerous!
bao to kenny "farr, imagine if we were married for real."
ReplyDeleteCLASS OF X MR STEINMETZ WALL OF SHAME COMMENTS!
ReplyDeleteDavies mum: Davies is so black..
ReplyDeleteMrs Lal: "then this becomes a possum number" (she meant positive number AHAHAHAHHAHA)
ReplyDeleteMiss Mirarchi made daniel move seats from nghi and when he got up he started singing to nghi
ReplyDelete"goodbye my lover... goodbye my friend!"
Joanne: Hey Ms, you know what?
ReplyDeleteMs ho: what?
Joanne tells story*
Ms Ho: OOOOHHHH EEEEMMMM GEEE!
Bao: (looks at time) Nathan should be here soon, he finishes work soon
ReplyDeleteSuzanne: FARR! full know when he works aye? i dont even know that?
Daren: Wow, you look like lady gaga
ReplyDeleteMy Linh: OMG THANK YOU THAT IS THE BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER LADY GAGA IS HOT WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA GET COMESTIC SURGERY SO I LOOK JSUT LIKE HER
Daren: hahahahahha. when i grow up i wanna be a banana.
davies clapping like a retart at harrison's nye party
ReplyDeleteLinda: hey where is Ye lee?
ReplyDeleteAngie: she's masturbating in the toilet
*Group laughs*
*Ye Lee comes back holding her shirt in her hands*
Linda: Hey Ye Lee what were you doing?
Ye Lee: errr...I was taking my shirt off?
*Watching tv*
ReplyDeleteVy: OMG! its little chicken!
Suzanne: Oo" Err.. you mean Chicken Little?!
HAHAHAHA
mrs Lal: 'be quiet ! this isn't a fish market!
ReplyDeleteclass: *silence ... AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
Mr. Nguyen walks out..
ReplyDeleteSOMEONE - gets up and starts to draw spirals on the black board.
GUYS IN THE BACK: HEY GUYS LOOK.
GUYS IN THE BACK: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?????
SOMEONE - starts to colour the spirals in.
GUYS IN THE BACK: crack up uncontrolably
ANGRY ABOUT THE BUSINESS ASSESSMENT..
ReplyDeleteSandra: :@ Mr. S can go suck my Vagina!
HAHAHAHAH
[Class of X] - Michael Tran says:
ReplyDelete*im gonna watch some korean porn now
*make myself feel better
*LMAOOO
Angie: Ye Lee you have a flat chest
ReplyDeleteYe Lee: Well i'm satisfied with what i have
Cindy: Yea...but your husband won't be
Mr nguyen: *looks at daren* hello Andy!!
ReplyDeletewhere is Daren??
Daren: i dont know sir
Teacher: you'll need a 6B pencil
ReplyDeleteElaine: whats that?
Teacher: its a big fat black lead pencil
Elaine: ieww... i dont want that
Teacher: i dont want you in my class... get out!!
Ye Lee: eating a doritos, pinches the corner so the rest falls off
ReplyDeleteAngie: laughs so hard that she literally falls to the floor and rolls around so that all the bags are knocked off the silver seats
Ye Lee: thinking wtf?
Having Ms Lal as a substitute teacher. She goes around the room to mark the roll.
ReplyDeleteMs Lal: What is your name?
Jacky Tu: Jacky
Ms Lal: Jacky who?
Jacky Tu: Jacky Tu
Ms Lal: I know there are two jacky's in this class, what is your last name (interpreting tu as two)
Jacky Tu: My name is Jacky Tu
Ms Lal: Do you want detention, WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?
yosep: im gonna post this! Kristal: im smart! LOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeletekristal: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO! WTF I AM SMART!
Elizabeth Lam: Hand-in-hand, together we shall rape a marching band ;D
ReplyDeletemaking bets
ReplyDeleteVincent: are you gona bet or what man
x: for english?
Vincent: yeah i think i can win you!
davies duong fell asleep while chucking a shit for an hour!
ReplyDelete(in year10/11)
ReplyDeleteannie huynh: WOAHH i never knew you were in the grade!
jacky tu: ...
annie huynh: whats your name again? jimmy? john?... your definitely not a jacky.. too many. OH! JOHNSON!! :D
That is so dog. LOLSS
In Mrs Yip's Year 7 Design & Technology class:
ReplyDelete*Bill Luu writing straight*
Jimmy Le: How come Bill can write so straight and I can't?
Class: Because you're not straight!
Kristal: do fish drown?
ReplyDeleteMr S. : What's a grievance procedure ?
ReplyDeleteElizabeth : (confidently) It's when people die.
Ye Lee: *punches angie on arm*
ReplyDeleteAngie: don't punch my boobs
Ye Lee: are your boobs on your arms now?
Angie: Yes!
Miss bowering: whats that smell?
ReplyDeleteRobert tram: omg it smells like DOG!!! im hungry now!
Miss bowering: AHHAAHAHAH !!
Everyday in year 7 Allan Chiem would be asking Mr Banner for a new LED light for his model thing, everyday and i mean EVERYDAY he askes
ReplyDeleteOn his half yearly report - incomplete project...Allan was not bothered to ask for a new LED light
Elaine: What if you wank and there's no more sperm?
ReplyDeleteDavies: Impossible.
Yosep Lay after the grade picnic to georges river got home and thought he farted but as he checked his undies he realised he shitted in his pants
ReplyDeleteibrahim takes laiths phone
ReplyDeleteibrahim: hey do you know who this is? Its not leaf. Its tree!
Michael tran: Can you...
ReplyDeleteSuzanne: Shot gun not!
hahaha
Mr. Van Etten : Daren is Sydney beautiful ?
ReplyDeleteDaren : No sir !
Robert Tram in physics tries to smack a fly
ReplyDeleteMr Downes: "why don't you do your work and eat your lunche later?"
SO DOG LOLOLOL!
Linda: you know ms lee said 'genitals' instead of 'general' once. Who knows what she was thinking at that time?
ReplyDeleteDavies: can you hurry the fuck up! my dicks gonna freeze off!
ReplyDeletenot my fault you have a small one. LOL
ILLUMINATI YOUR FACE!
ReplyDeleteIn English class.
ReplyDeleteJohnny's looking at his mirror
Vy: (paranoid) OMGGG, stop looking at yourself !
Johnny: Wahhh !?
Vy: (annoyed & grabbed his mirror) That's it, you're not getting this mirror back until next week.
Johnny: Butt wahhhh ? :(
Vy: Sorry, cant help it.
(she then took it and uses it)
During those week, he uses the calculator to look at himself, FAILEEDDD =='
(one week gone by)
Johnny: Vy, can i have my mirror back?
Vy: Yeah, sure !
Johnny: (grabbs it and looked at himself straight away)
Yosep smacks Davies's dad hard in the back thinking it was Davies. As he groaned in pain Yosep ran for his life all the way home! Everytime Davies dad see's Yosep he gives him dirties LOL
ReplyDeleteAnnie Huynh: Phonephirun's hands are so freaking soft! It's like a babies ass! *laughs*
ReplyDeletePerson1: How do you know what a babies ass feels? ...
Elizabeth: Penis this, penis that ! LOLLL.
ReplyDelete@ Vy's house.
ReplyDeleteSuzanne: walked down the stairs ... BOOOM BOOOM BOOMM !!
Vy: WTF ?
Suzanne: (in pain) I was excited because there was foood so i slipped from three stairs down !
Vy: LMAOOO
Suzanne: Ouchhh, (limping)
Mr kolouris: *to class* ok why dont you guys use your head?
ReplyDeleteBrandon: its use your brain!
Class and kolouris: hahahahahhahaha
Mr kolouris: Brandon GET OUT!!
Annie in attempt to drink from a straw, she puts her head down and the straw goes straight up her nose
ReplyDeleteVy: If you're vegetarian, does it mean you cant eat fish and drink milk?
ReplyDeleteAnnie Wang: YESSS!!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ME?
Vy: Im just asking ....
Anonymous: Elaine i bet you, your roots are blonde!!
ReplyDeleteElaine: (looks at the tips of her hair**)... noo!! its brown!!
*In maths class*
ReplyDeleteBrandon: what's integration?
Jackie: Ask david som
Daren: my cars better than yours
ReplyDeleteJacky tu: hahah noo, my cars better. it has three wheels
Daren: what really? lets ho pimping in it sometime
Anon: So do you like cheese ?
ReplyDeleteVy: Ewww, noo and yes in a way! I can't eat them by itself but i can eat them with stuff in it!
Anon: Righttt .........
Michael Tran hurry the fuk up and rsvp
ReplyDeleteDavies Duong yes maam
Michael Tran dare you to say that to my face
Davies Duong sir no sir
Vy: Congrats on passing your p's ! Issurt your first go ?
ReplyDeleteDarren: Nooo ...
Vy: How many times have you failed ?
Darren: 4
Vy: AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
Michael: Hey, have you ever seen your car upside down? LOLS!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: I went rock climbing on real rocks.
ReplyDeleteElaine: REALLY!!? did you die?
Anonymous: .....
Kristal: Where's my pen?
ReplyDeleteJohn: It's in my bag. *pulls out middle finger*
Kristal: No really.
John: It's under the table.
*Kristal looks under table sees another middle finger*
Kristal: Okay i admit that was pretty good.
david: man this food taste shit
ReplyDeletedaniel: shutup its better than your witchety grubs.
Hieu: My car is a sleeper.
ReplyDeleteAlan tran: Far, ms leee is sooo pretty mann.
ReplyDeleteAnon: Yeah, i know ayeee?
Alan Tran: Likee omggg *dreaming about her*
david and johnson arguing in the bus
ReplyDeletejohnson: what do you want? Another sorry day?
Everyone cracks up and David stays quiet the rest of the trip back
Movie marra at Suzannes
ReplyDeleteSuzanne : Shotgun my bed !
Elizabeth : Shotgun right next to you on your bed so we can be scared together !
Jenny : SHOTGUN !
*All three hint Vy to shotgun before anyone else*
Vy : SHOTGUN NOT !
LMAO AHAHAHAHAH CLEARLY HER FIRST TIME SHOTGUNNING ! :D:D:D
Maria talks about her dead goldfish.
ReplyDeleteVy: what ?
Maria: (retells the story) something about her goldfish eyed popped out and was floating with its mouth open.
Vy: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO.
Maria: (a bit sad but laughed) Why are you laughing? That's so sad.
Vy: That's soo funnyy yet sad and continuously laughing.
Bao helping nathan put on his sideskirts. Nathans dad comes home and bao says hello. AHAHAAHAHA he forgot that he had colour sun screen all over his face AHAHHAHAHAH!
ReplyDeleteNathan: LOLS! my dads gonna think your gay now!
Bao: FUCK! LOLS!
davies goes on yoseps computer while webcam is on and types ''im gay!''
ReplyDeleteperson on webcam: uhm... Okay....
Random : Hey ladies, I'm sexy & I'm single ;)
ReplyDeleteAnnie Huynh : STAY THAT WAYYYYYY !
In Maths.
ReplyDeleteVy: (trying to work this question out and was stressed out over it) SANDRAAA !! HOW DO YOU DO THIS QUESTION ?
Sandra: (showed her)
Vy: OMGGG, WTF ? How did you get this ?
Sandra: (explained once again)
Vy: (gave up then looked at her book) OMGG, Ive done this question like last week already ! Waste my time for nothing.
Sandra: LMAOOOOO *sigh & shake heads*
natasha and aloese lies down next to each other
ReplyDeletealexia jumps and lies in between
alexia: i wanna make an oreo!!
Annie Huynh: Suck my toes !
ReplyDeleteFoot fetish broo LOLLLL.
Vy's mum: You and Suzanne are gay together !
ReplyDeleteVy: (cracks up) NOOO, we're best friends.
Daren looks at rosalyn's hair
ReplyDeleteRosayln: DON'T look at my penis!!
Elizabeth : OH MY GOD, DID YOU KNOW THAT COCONUT HAS NIPPLES? IT'S SO CUTE! AHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeletePoor bunny rabbit LOL!
"this is why i hate life.."
ReplyDeleteElaine: there WAS a footprint!
ReplyDeletei see things from beyond the bare eyes
(Elaine proclaiming she saw footprints in GAT LOL)
what is the meaning of life?
ReplyDeletePerson 1 : Youre happy today !
ReplyDeletePerson 2 : I shitted :$
@Study day for Physics
ReplyDeleteLady: What would you like? :)
Daren: Milk ;)
Enough said.
Elizabeth: Minus the attitude would be nice.
ReplyDeleteVy: HOW RUDE !!!
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ReplyDeleteperson1: Fuck you!
ReplyDeleteAnnie: anytime mate!.. WAIT I DIDNT MEAN THAT!
ROFLLLLLL!
Jenny Quach: Can she eat milk?
ReplyDeleteROFLMAOOOO, blondee brooo !!
Elaine: is the north pole close to the south pole?
ReplyDeleteMr Sommers: *palms head*
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ReplyDeletePerson 1: Omg, up & go taste like weetbix
ReplyDeletePerson 2: I know
Person 1: Why does it taste like weetbix?
Person 2: Errr.. because there's weetbix in it !
Elizabeth : AHAHAHAH A WAR WITH BOOBIE CANONS PEOW PEOW !
ReplyDeleteMatthew : I thought you hated milk, why are you excited ?